Oh to know what exactly is going on inside that toddler thinking machine.
(scene - bedtime a few nights ago, after lights out before songs)
Calvin - "talk about God."
Jon - "Okay. God made you, God made me..."
Calvin (interrupting) - "God made everybody. Yeah. That must have been haaaaaard work."
(scene - grocery store produce section, picking up a ginger root)
Calvin (holding aforementioned item in his hands) - "This is a ginger root."
Me - "Yes, we need it for dinner."
Calvin - "This is an ooooodd thing."
(insert hysterical laughing coming from the nice man stocking the lettuce)
