Video game troll

We need to warn all of you who might be owners of video game consoles - there is a video troll on the loose.  We returned home today to find that our house had been visited by said troll, and, though we have not removed our gaming equipment from the TV cupboard for over three months, this (see picture) is how we found our living room upon our return - two controllers and a microphone removed and left on the floor.  We don't believe there is any danger in being the receiver of such visits - nothing else in the house was disturbed, and even the gaming equipment was unharmed and left in neat little piles, but we wanted to let you all know anyhow.

[Disclaimer - it is highly likely that no such troll exists and that, instead, the disruption of equipment that was noted upon our return is due, in its entirety, to a cat wishing to enjoy the warmth inside the entertainment cabinet. ]

The other problem with gripping...

...is what he grabs.  Today he grabbed the washcloth that was the "protective covering" during his diaper change, and, as soon as he had removed it and tossed it over his head, proceeded to pee all over his mom (not himself, his mom).

Where's the remote?

Hmmm....can't seem to find the game on this TV.

Hey, can you get me a bottle while you're up?  (or maybe he's just trying to show off how he can sit up a little)

The trouble with gripping...

is the lack of aim. 

 

Cortney has a bald head?

Did you know that "Snakes on a Plane" begins in theaters tomorrow?  We were reminded of this upcoming important event by Samuel L. Jackson himself, who called  Cortney tonight to encourage her to "stop dancing in front of the mirror and quit polishing her bald head" and take her brother to the opening night of the movie.  Thanks Sam.